SHUT UP IDIOT
The four explorers ready to
adventure search the treasure. They are Ismael, Windy Dewi and Fitri.
(The two girls were at the front , a boy in the middle and
the last is a boy in behind is carrying all equipments in an adventure),
Mail : hey, don’t
too fast! Wait for me…
Windy : hurry up. Come
on quick.
Mail : did you see
what I bring?
Windy : yes, I have an
eye. It’s your job. I have another job. (show a map)
Dewi : hey you two.
Don’t make noisy. Move hurry up.
Fitri : hmmm… I
can’t imaging, if we get the treasure.
Windy : Hmm, dollar
girl…..
Fitri : What’s you
said….???
Windy : waaaahhh… it’s
not me. He is…( point to mail)
Mail : what???
Bastard… (angry) (Fitri punch mail)
I’ll kill you (to
Windy)
Dewi : hey. Stop
your idiot act.. come one move. Don’t waste your energy.
They decided to take a rest in
a place.
Dewi : this is a
good place to take a rest.
Fitri : dew, let’s
find the river.
Dewi : yes that’s
good idea. Mail and Windy, build a tent and don’t forget to find woods.
Windy : I means you
know your job.
Mail : yes I know.
Find woods and hurry up.
In the river. Dewi and fitri take a water. And prepare to
take a bath.
Fitri : oh it’s a
beautiful water (close the river)
Dewi : ok be
careful.
They didn’t realize that there are someone targeting them
since arrived in a rest place. Suddenly, they kidnap Dewy and carry her when
Fitri still enjoy the beautiful river.
Mail : Taraaaaa…
Mission complete.
Windy : I think this
woods enough.
Mail : hey win.
What they do now?
Windy : they looking
for a river and maybe there are taking a bath.
Mail :
HEHEHEHEHEHE. (think something perverted)
Windy : don’t you say
that you will… (mail run to act)
Hey wait me, don’t do that by yourself.
Mail : haaah you
want to join?
Windy : of course idiot!
I’m normal.
Mail : hahahaha. I
expert about it so follow behind me.
Windy :
hadeuuuuuhhhhh… It’s your talent.
Mail : stop your
comment. Let’s go!
And than, they arrive in the river. When they take a
peek, they find something wrong.
Mail : hey. you behind
me.
Windy : hey don’t
cheat with. (they heard fitri’s scream)
Fitri : Dewi where
are you? Mail windy help me?
Mail and Windy come suddenly. That’s make fitri think
about a strange.
Mail : Fitri,
what’s going on?
Fitri : why you
come suddenly? Don’t you say that you are?
Windy : Ah Fitri,
don’t think a strange about it.
Mail : Hahahah,
you’re right, it’s Windy’s idea.
Windy : Hey, stop your
stupid act…!!! (Fitri punch them) Hey Fitri, we’ve failed, why you
still punch?
still punch?
Fitri : Only give
a little surprise to you.
Windy : Fitri, so why
you screamed?
Fitri : Dewi lost!
Windy & Mail :
What!
Mail : what her
under ware lost? Who is thief? (punched)
Fitri : hey, you
always pervert, dewi is lost.
Mail : what dewi
lost?
They are looking for dewi in
any place. But, they haven’t found dewis until twilight.
Windy : we must go
back and have recourse to find dewi.
Mail : why you
think that? I never go back. (fitris cry)
Windy : yes I know,
but it’s danger to continue our journey.
Mail : could you
guarantee that Dewi still fine if you delay. No, I want find her right now.
(mail go to find dewi)
Windy : stop! You
always bungling. (windy and fitri join to find)
They still looking for dewi although the day was night.
Suddenly, they fall in trap. And they carried by someone. They faced to a man.
Fitri : where is
it?
Mail : I don’t
know. Maybe we caught by cannibals people.
Windy : shut up idiot.
It is not time to joke.
Anom : Welcome in my
village.
Mail : it’s not
your business.
Fitri : hey, you
two. Look at him! (Windy and Mail shock)
Windy : Il, perhaps
your words are wrong.
Mail : please sir,
don’t eat me. My meat is bitter. He is better for your lunch.
Windy : what you said.
I’m your friend idiot! (angry)
Fitri : maybe they
are who kidnapped dewi.
Mail : Hmmm… maybe
dewi has eaten by them.
Windy & Fitri :
shut up bastard! (angry with scream)
Kiki : hey you are
very noisy
Dede : perhaps they
parents are rich.
Fitri : what your
purpose kidnapped us?
Anom : I’m sorry. We
kidnapped you for good purpose.
Windy : so, for what?
All criminal acts do by accident.
Dede : our village
is poor. We need money to build our village.
Kiki : you know
who was in front of you now. He is the leader in this village.
Windy : Haaaahhh… what
do you do are criminal?
Anom : I don’t care
about it. The government also doesn’t care to our village.
Kiki : we do this
to solve our village problem.
Dede : our village
is isolated. The bridge has damage. So we can’t relate with other.
Anom : This village is very poor. All village
infrastructure are damage. The government has
long ignoring our fate. We are forced to kidnap to get more cost.
long ignoring our fate. We are forced to kidnap to get more cost.
Suddenly, Dewi come bring a food. (All her friends
shocked)
Mail : Dew, Why you
join to be a cannibal people with them?
Windy : If Dewi become
a cannibal I will eaten by you Dewi.
Fitri : Stop your
pervey think.
Dewi : I know the
condition in this village. I want to help them.
Windy : Dew, We still
have a mission!
Dewi : Yes I do, We
will invite them to find the treasure together.
Mail : I disagree. I
want to be a food than share the treasure.
Kiki & Dede : oh
yeah, the frying pan is ready.
Windy & Fitri : Of
course, we are willing if you want to eat him.
Windy : Hey, what did
you think?
Mail : I’ve decide,
I want to be a steak. (Windy & Fitri angry)
Anom : Ok. Kiki &
Dede has you prepare all equipment for our missions?
Mail : hey. It’s
mine. (punched by Kiki & Dede)
They search the treasure
together. Actually, the treasure that’s mine is a golden mine. Finally, they
find their treasure. They’ve promise to use the treasure for rebuild a village
prosperity. And the last, the village reborn become a prosperous people.
The
chief of village lead the meeting.
Anom : Thanks to the great adventures for your
help. This village become prosperous. And
The express of our thanks, we always remember your name. we have built a new
bridge to relate our economic activity with other place, and the bridge name is
“Dewi Bridge”.
The express of our thanks, we always remember your name. we have built a new
bridge to relate our economic activity with other place, and the bridge name is
“Dewi Bridge”.
I also rebuilt the new main street in this
village, the main street is “Fitri Village”
And the last, I will give the name in our Golden Factory with “Windy
Golden
Factory” Hahahahahaha….
Factory” Hahahahahaha….
Mail : Hey, how
about me? Why did you forget my name?
Anom : Oh yeah, I’m forget sorry. I’ve built a great
facility for our village. I’ll give the
name’s by your name
name’s by your name
Mail : Realy?
Hahaaha . . . That so amazing.
Anom : Mail landfills, Hahahahaha…
Mail :
Bastard, I kill you. (detained her friends)
Anom : No, It’s only
joke. I change this village name become “Mail Village” ye…….!!!!
Mail : (Cry) I was deeply
moved
Thus
the story of four intrepid explorers who immortalized
his name. The Village become rich with a
golden factory. Everybody can laught happyness.
