Dialogue of English Drama

SHUT UP IDIOT

The four explorers ready to adventure search the treasure. They are Ismael, Windy Dewi and Fitri. 

(The two girls were at the front , a boy in the middle and the last is a boy in behind is carrying all equipments in an adventure),

Mail     : hey, don’t too fast! Wait for me…

Windy  : hurry up. Come on quick.

Mail     : did you see what I bring?

Windy  : yes, I have an eye. It’s your job. I have another job. (show a map)

Dewi    : hey you two. Don’t make noisy. Move hurry up.

Fitri      : hmmm… I can’t imaging, if we get the treasure.

Windy  : Hmm, dollar girl…..

Fitri      : What’s you said….???

Windy  : waaaahhh… it’s not me. He is…( point to mail)

Mail     : what??? Bastard… (angry) (Fitri punch mail)

  I’ll kill you (to Windy)

Dewi    : hey. Stop your idiot act.. come one move. Don’t waste your energy.

They decided to take a rest in a place.

Dewi    : this is a good place to take a rest.

Fitri      : dew, let’s find the river.

Dewi    : yes that’s good idea. Mail and Windy, build a tent and don’t forget to find woods.

Windy  : I means you know your job.

Mail     : yes I know. Find woods and hurry up.

In the river. Dewi and fitri take a water. And prepare to take a bath.

Fitri      : oh it’s a beautiful water (close the river)

Dewi    : ok be careful.

They didn’t realize that there are someone targeting them since arrived in a rest place. Suddenly, they kidnap Dewy and carry her when Fitri still enjoy the beautiful river.

Mail     : Taraaaaa… Mission complete.

Windy  : I think this woods enough.

Mail     : hey win. What they do now?

Windy  : they looking for a river and maybe there are taking a bath.

Mail     : HEHEHEHEHEHE. (think something perverted)

Windy  : don’t you say that you will… (mail run to act)

              Hey wait me, don’t do that by yourself.

Mail     : haaah you want to join?

Windy  : of course idiot! I’m normal.

Mail     : hahahaha. I expert about it so follow behind me.

Windy  : hadeuuuuuhhhhh… It’s your talent.

Mail     : stop your comment. Let’s go!

And than, they arrive in the river. When they take a peek, they find something wrong.

Mail     : hey. you behind me.

Windy  : hey don’t cheat with. (they heard fitri’s scream)

Fitri      : Dewi where are you? Mail windy help me?

Mail and Windy come suddenly. That’s make fitri think about a strange.

Mail     : Fitri, what’s going on?

Fitri      : why you come suddenly? Don’t you say that you are?

Windy  : Ah Fitri, don’t think a strange about it.

Mail     : Hahahah, you’re right, it’s Windy’s idea.

Windy  : Hey, stop your stupid act…!!! (Fitri punch them) Hey Fitri, we’ve failed, why you
             still punch?

Fitri      : Only give a little surprise to you.

Windy  : Fitri, so why you screamed?

Fitri      : Dewi lost!

Windy & Mail  : What!

Mail     : what her under ware lost? Who is thief? (punched)

Fitri      : hey, you always pervert, dewi is lost.

Mail     : what dewi lost?

They are looking for dewi in any place. But, they haven’t found dewis until twilight.

Windy  : we must go back and have recourse to find dewi.

Mail     : why you think that? I never go back. (fitris cry)

Windy  : yes I know, but it’s danger to continue our journey.

Mail     : could you guarantee that Dewi still fine if you delay. No, I want find her right now.

  (mail go to find dewi)

Windy  : stop! You always bungling. (windy and fitri join to find)

They still looking for dewi although the day was night. Suddenly, they fall in trap. And they carried by someone. They faced to a man.

Fitri      : where is it?

Mail     : I don’t know. Maybe we caught by cannibals people.

Windy  : shut up idiot. It is not time to joke.

Anom   : Welcome in my village.

Mail     : it’s not your business.

Fitri      : hey, you two. Look at him! (Windy and Mail shock)

Windy  : Il, perhaps your words are wrong.

Mail     : please sir, don’t eat me. My meat is bitter. He is better for your lunch.

Windy  : what you said. I’m your friend idiot! (angry)

Fitri      : maybe they are who kidnapped dewi.

Mail     : Hmmm… maybe dewi has eaten by them.

Windy & Fitri   : shut up bastard! (angry with scream)

Kiki      : hey you are very noisy

Dede    : perhaps they parents are rich.

Fitri      : what your purpose kidnapped us?

Anom   : I’m sorry. We kidnapped you for good purpose.

Windy  : so, for what? All criminal acts do by accident.

Dede    : our village is poor. We need money to build our village.

Kiki      : you know who was in front of you now. He is the leader in this village.

Windy  : Haaaahhh… what do you do are criminal?

Anom   : I don’t care about it. The government also doesn’t care to our village.

Kiki      : we do this to solve our village problem.

Dede    : our village is isolated. The bridge has damage. So we can’t relate with other.

Anom   : This village is very poor. All village infrastructure are damage. The government has
   long ignoring our fate. We are forced to kidnap to get more cost.

Suddenly, Dewi come bring a food. (All her friends shocked)

Mail     : Dew, Why you join to be a cannibal people with them?

Windy  : If Dewi become a cannibal I will eaten by you Dewi.

Fitri      : Stop your pervey think.

Dewi    : I know the condition in this village. I want to help them.

Windy  : Dew, We still have a mission!

Dewi    : Yes I do, We will invite them to find the treasure together.  

Mail     : I disagree. I want to be a food than share the treasure.

Kiki & Dede    : oh yeah, the frying pan is ready.

Windy & Fitri   : Of course, we are willing if you want to eat him.

Windy  : Hey, what did you think?

Mail     : I’ve decide, I want to be a steak. (Windy & Fitri angry)

Anom   : Ok. Kiki & Dede has you prepare all equipment for our missions?

Mail     : hey. It’s mine. (punched by Kiki & Dede)

They search the treasure together. Actually, the treasure that’s mine is a golden mine. Finally, they find their treasure. They’ve promise to use the treasure for rebuild a village prosperity. And the last, the village reborn become a prosperous people.

            The chief of village lead the meeting.

Anom     : Thanks to the great adventures for your help. This village become prosperous. And
  The express of our thanks, we always remember your name. we have built a new
  bridge to relate our economic activity with other place, and the bridge name is
  “Dewi Bridge”.

    I also rebuilt the new main street in this village, the main street is “Fitri Village”

   And the last, I will give the name in our Golden Factory with “Windy Golden
              Factory” Hahahahahaha….

Mail     : Hey, how about me? Why did you forget my name?

Anom   : Oh yeah, I’m forget sorry. I’ve built a great facility for our village. I’ll give the
  name’s by your name

Mail     : Realy? Hahaaha . . . That so amazing.

Anom   : Mail landfills, Hahahahaha…

Mail     : Bastard, I kill you. (detained her friends)

Anom   : No, It’s only joke. I change this village name become “Mail Village” ye…….!!!!

Mail     : (Cry) I was deeply moved

Thus the story of four intrepid explorers who immortalized his name. The Village become rich with a golden factory. Everybody can laught happyness.